Being progressively more disabled from childhood has given me a unique sense of humour.
As a Socialist at heart, I hate Capitalism and detest even more "Cuntservatism".
Having done favours for hundreds of ugly women in my past, before disabilities left me bed bound, I know that I have saved these women from a life of mere "dolphinism". But, since retiring from the game of sex, I feel sad that these women have resorted to being "flippers".