Where do you get your strength?

Don't work harder or smarter.
Work darker.
Use your knowledge of black magic to call upon the old gods.
Turn all CEOs into newts & ferns.
Cover all office buildings in moss & wildflowers and let the raccoons have them.
You deserve a rest.

I hope this message finds you well.
I also hope this message finds you enjoying tea with the badger family in a cozy den in the misty woods, and you're surrounded by books, old friends, and a mossy sense of wonder.

Most economists agree that by the time you're 40, you should:
- own a fully stocked occult library
- move about the forest in an old cottage atop giant chicken legs
- turn all your rivals into newts & moss
- gossip with owls under a blanket of stars

There are many ways to improve your life.
Growing giant bat wings and becoming a terrifying creature of legend and lore is one such way.